1) Are you insane?
yes
no

2) If you were a music genre, you would be:
metal, gothic
punk rock
jazz
hiphop
ambient
electronica, drum'n'bass

3) Other people are....
....great! Let's talk!
They make me think.
If it moves, annoy it!
They're all after me!
If they're nice, I'm nice, too.
Depends on their opinions.

4) If you were an animal, you'd be:
ferret (with it's attention span)
huh? I am one! I can scare a pitbull!
dog
something nocturnal
snake
human. Period.

5) Your hobby?
my whole life is a hobby
music
soccer
other sports
philosophy
something else / nothing specific

6) Favorite color?
red
black
(magenta) pink
anything on the grey scale
green
white

7) What musical instrument can you play?
almost any / a lot of different ones
if I can program it....
computer - yes, you read right
flute
drums
just give me a dj set ;)
keyboard
guitar

8) Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
optimist
pessimist
realist
pessimistic about future events, optimistic about current situations
why do we have to resort to such a puny ghettoization?
goodness, you're biased.

9) What do you think about life?
I'd rather be dead
It's fine as it is
It lacks enough soccer.
Well, what is your definition of "life"?
Immortality! Cryogenize me!
It goes.

10) Be honest about yourself.... how smart are you?
Marvel at my superior intellect. I can outvocabularize you any day.
*grunt?*
I'm average.
I have a tendancy to be smart.
Considering the average IQ of man seems to be deteriorating, I must be awfully smart.
Haven't bothered wasting my time with such a question, been too busy thinking

11) The internet is....
.... useful
.... a job
.... existing
A way of the media to corrupt us more
*does not look up from the screen* Huh? What was the question?
Not sure.

12) How rhetorically nasty are you?
I'm a cynic
sarcasm suits me fine
life has its irony, so do I
I have no need for something like that
I'm rhethorically funny, does it count? Does it?
Eh? Dunno.

13) Who is the most important person to you?
myself
my idol
the person behind my philosophy
a soccerplayer
beer! Wait, that doesn't count ^_^;
an artist you obviously cannot appreciate, or they would be listed here.

14) You are most often heard uttering:
"liverpool fc"
big words (capricious, americanization....)
nothing
essays
whatever I've been asked
nothing special - often contains words like 'sex', 'death', 'baudrillard', though.

15) Do you lead or follow others?
lead
follow
neither

16) Pick song lyrics:
"A God-Shaped hole in a God-shaped land!"
"If one life has been saved by this photography session, it has been worth it."
"Why the fuck's the world in such a mess?"
"One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place."
Who cares?