[rituals:initiation] You need: * [1]Stealth Mass in high quality form (mp3 128kbps+, CD or vinyl) * [2]One FourFortyist (the highest ranking FF that you can get your paws on) * [3]One Wanna-Be FourFortyist (referred to as 'you' below) * [4]The Wanna-Be's first @440 CD * [4]Three pillows * [4]A floor * [4]Air to breathe (not neccessarily oxygen-rich) Step 1: Put the three pillows in the shape of an N on the ground. If you have to ask why an N, abort the ritual and do something else with your life, mortal. Step 2: Seat thyself on one of the pillows. No, not the center one, you idiot. Step 3: Have the high-ranked FourFortyist seat themselves facing you on the parallel pillow. Make sure you have the same sitting styles. Step 4: Put [4] - that's your first @440 CD - on the center pillow you nearly sat on. Step 5: [2] will now switch on [1]. Step 6: BE FUCKING SILENT. Step 7: [2] hums Elizabeth's Stealth Mass notes - and if you don't know who Elizabeth Gray is, again, perhaps you should rather abort this ritual and go home. Step 8: Upon completion of the Stealth Mass song, you may look up and, WHILST YOU'RE STILL SILENT, [2] will take [4] - your first @440 CD - and pass it to you. Make sure both your hands are cupped before you. Step 9: [2] will now recite: " The FourFortyism Cult accepts you, <your fourfortyist name here>, into its ranks. " - then pause. - " Melody. " Step 10: You humbly reply: " Melody, <[2]'s rank here>. " You are now an initiated FourFortyist, thus having stepped beyond your mortal status into the ranks of sonic immortality. Welcome to FourFortyism. |